Feeling nostalgic, I'm looking at some old footage of Tyson. While there aren't enough drugs and alcohol in the world to make me say Tyson was better than Ali, I will say that none of Ali's hits will have me up dancing in circles like Tyson's. He was a steamroller; a rhinocerous. He used to literally knock guys silly. One of his victims was laying on the canvas talking about, "Dude, where's my brain?" *cues Archie and Edith* Those were the days.