8/01/2004
Classic Tyson
Feeling nostalgic, I'm looking at some old footage of Tyson. While there aren't enough drugs and alcohol in the world to make me say Tyson was better than Ali, I will say that none of Ali's hits will have me up dancing in circles like Tyson's. He was a steamroller; a rhinocerous. He used to literally knock guys silly. One of his victims was laying on the canvas talking about, "Dude, where's my brain?"
*cues Archie and Edith*
Those were the days.